I wanna bring you to show and tell
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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