Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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