Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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