Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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