No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Houston, we have a squirter
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
