the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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