I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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