why didn't you poke me back
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Pooping to opera.
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