I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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