So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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