their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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