Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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