YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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