Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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