Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Randomize