Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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