Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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