4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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