She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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