You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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