Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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