What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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