420 ftw
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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