dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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