well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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