he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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