That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he told me I talked like a deaf person
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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