First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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