pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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