what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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