i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The air taste purple.
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