we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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