i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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