ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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