he thought i was a dude.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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