Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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