Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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