her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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