that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Randomize
