Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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