I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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