yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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