Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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