how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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