She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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