you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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