So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
