we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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