We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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