Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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