oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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