I hope mine doesn't look like that
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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