There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize