i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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