69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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